13 ways to annoy Itachi

1.Even though you already know, ask Itachi how to say weasel in Japanese, and if he tells you, laugh because thats his name.

2.For the next several days call Itachi weasel boy until he threatens to kill you.

3.Bring Tobi to Itachi’s house and leave him there afterward bolting all windows and doors shut.

4.Show the videos of Itachi on youtube to EVERYONE in Akatsuki including Itachi.

5. Follow him everywhere making that annoying sound when you suck on a straw and the soda is gone and the only thing left is the ice. (described well?)

6.Say you killed Sasuke and took his eyes before Itachi could.

7.While Itachi is sleeping bleach his hair.

8.After bleaching his hair put red highlights in too.

9.When he wakes up not knowing what his hair looks like yet, take a picture of him and put it on ebay. Then run far FAR away.

10.Get Itachi drunk and tape whatever stupidly funny thing he does then put it youtube and show it to him the next day. And AGAIN run far FAR away.

11. Buy those Sharingan glasses and follow him around all day.

12. Ask if he is blind.

13. (the worst) 2 words... FAN FICS!!!!!! O/_\O!!!